“Commander not to be rude, but do we always have to meet the new recruits while on the space toilet? This was awkward enough when you changed the safety recs to demand us to go at once, but nothing takes the wind out of meeting a girl like the sound of a sucking poop-tube.”
Based on a true story…
I am neither a dwarf, nor an infant in a crib. WTF?
This is excellent!
Ah, Mike finally has his Ripley… and Sgt Apone apparently.
Yeah Shannon would make a good Ripley. I wonder if she’s seen Aliens?
“Commander not to be rude, but do we always have to meet the new recruits while on the space toilet? This was awkward enough when you changed the safety recs to demand us to go at once, but nothing takes the wind out of meeting a girl like the sound of a sucking poop-tube.”
LOL!